*chorus*
You're such a bore [you're such a bore!]
Such a bore to me! x2
*end chorus*

Why don't you go hang yourself, [hang hang yourself[
Or drink your living well away?
Sing a top forty up early in the morning
Drive far far away.

*chorus*

Take that toaster in the tub
fry your brain, [fry that brain]
Park that car in the garage,
Make sure to close those doors.

*chorus*

Khakis and crewcuts fools and tool,
Conservative and calm x2

*chorus*